 
"Murder with the Stars
... or "This script is a killer"
|
Adapted from the murder
mystery “Celebrity Celebrations” by
Stephanie Chambers"
|
May 2, 2009
HOLLOMAN
AIR FORCE BASE OFFICER'S CLUB
Social
6:00-7:00, Dinner 7:00-?
|
|
Written/Directed by ARLAN
PONDER & JOPLIN SELL
|
in cooperation with
Noon
Kiwanis Club's
THANKS,
Teresa & Rebecca
|
|

CAST
OF CHARACTERS
|
RoseyAnn Barre played
by
Jennifer
Rupe
(1952-present) An
Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winning actress,
comedienne and writer. She became famous in the early
1980s with her stand-up comedy routine and her
unglamorized portrayal of the typical American
working-class housewife.
|
 (white
trash version)
|
|
Mae West played
by
Charliss Randall
(1893-1980) She
was an actress, playwright, screenwriter and sex symbol,
who was known for her bawdy double entendres. One of the
more controversial stars of her day, she was an early
supporter of the women’s liberation movement, but
stated she wasn’t a feminist.
|
 (Full
Hollywood glam version)
|
|
Shere played by
Viola
Penner
(1946-present) An
American pop singer-songwriter, actor, director and
record producer, she has won an Academy Award, a Grammy,
an Emmy, three Golden Globe Awards and a People’s
Choice Award for her work in film, music and television.
|
 (any
version)
|
|
Robb Zombee played
by
Arlan
Ponder
(1965-present) A
musician, film director, screenwriter and film producer,
he founded the rock band White Zombie before striking out
on a solo career. He has established himself as a
successful film director having directed several major
motion pictures and two remakes of the horror classics
Halloween and Halloween 2..
|

|
|
Johnny
Goodmann played by
Alan
Hale
(1952-present) A
Golden Globe- and Emmy-winning actor. The 12 time
Saturday Night Live host appeared as “Mighty”
Mack McTeer opposite Dan Aykroyd in the film Blues
Brothers 2000, however, health problems eventually force
him to retire the character.
|

|
|
Janis Joplin played
by
Joplin Sell
Janis
Joplin (Joplin Sell) (1943-1970) The
first goddess of rock. She has a raw iron soul and sings
like a blues mamma. She keeps begging God to buy her a
Mercedes Benz, but so far he hasn’t.
|
(Pearl
Days, big hat glasses and boas)
|
|
Fred Astaire played
by
Larry
Drake
(1899-1987) A
debonair man who can sing and danced like no other.
People say he gave Ginger class and she gave me sex
appeal. Being a perfectionist, he practiced all the
time.
|

|
|
Ginger Rogers played
by
Patricia Drake
(1911-1995) She
is a dazzling singer, dancer and actor, who won an
Academy Award for “Kitty Foyle”. When she
retired from Hollywood fame, she bought a dairy farm. She
is very attached to my dairy cows.
|
 (Singing
in the Rain style)
|
|
Marilyn Monroe played
by
Lisa
Materne
Marilyn
Monroe (Lisa Materne) (1926-1962) She
is a sex goddess, singer, actor and model, who spent part
of her childhood unloved in an orphanage. But now she’s
loved by all the men in the world. She is a member of the
“Rat Pack”.
|

|
|
Judy Garland played
by
Larisa
Hoke
(1922-1969) Having
sung and danced in 32 feature films, she is one of the
world’s greatest entertainers. She is also a member
of the “Rat Pack”.
|
 (Dorothy
version)
|
|
John Wayne played
by
Jeremy
Colbert
(1907-1979) Born
Marion Robert Morrison, he never legally changed his name
to John Wayne. He’s been far more than just a
celluloid cowboy. He is a legend – a man who
commands respect.
|

|
|
Patsy Cline played
by
Nancy
Hoke
(1932-1963) A
country music sensation with a voice people say was never
to be forgotten, she started “entertaining”
neighbors when she was only three.
|

|
|
Rita Hayworth played
by
Leah Freeman
(1918-1987) She
is an actress, singer and dancer. Her most famous role
was as Gilda. Some people have branded her as the
screen’s sultry love goddess. She married a prince.
Her face was painted on the atomic bomb which was dropped
on Hiroshima – not sure if this was a compliment or
not.
|
 (full
glam version)
|
|
Lucille Ball played
by
Pat Mishkin
Lucille
Ball (Pat Mishkin) (1911-1989) She
was the lady who has made thousands of people laugh with
her films and TV shows for over 50 years. She dyed her
hair red, so she really isn’t a redhead.
|

|
|
Groucho Marx played
by
Mike
Mishkin
(1890-1977) The
most famous of the Marx Brothers, he is known for
one-liners about elephants and pajamas and so on. He set
fire to the first film made as the Marx Brothers because
he thought it was bad. He never work with children or
animals except for Harpo.
|

|
|
FBI Agent Phylis Phlatfoot played
by
Michele
Rollins
Phylis
Phlatfoot (Michele Rollins) An
FBI agent, who loves to solve puzzles, this “G-man”
isn’t just a regular flatfoot. She uses her
“influence” to get people to tell her exactly
what she needs to know to “catch her man.”
|

|
|
THANKS SO MUCH FOR
YOUR BEHIND THE SCENES WORK !!!
|
|
|
CAN YOU BELIEVE THE CHANGES ???
|


You’ve been invited to
spend a night with the “stars.” Yes there are
stars at this event – both those in the sky and those
from the silver screen. The famous entrepreneur, Ivan Tore,
founder of the Tore capacitor, which allows for time travel,
has gathered both friend … and foe … from
across time to a party at the Officers’ Club at
Holloman Air Force Base.
Unfortunately not everyone he
has invited enjoys the prospect of spending a night with the
person many have deemed “His Arrogancy.” Having
made his fortune in the research and development field, his
“lucky” break came when he mistakenly found he
could travel backward in time.
Though the main
purpose of tonight’s celebration is unknown, many of
the Who’s Who in attendance have speculated Ivan might
have found the way to go forward in time. However, for some
in attendance there are other reasons they’ve attended
the celebration.
RoseyAnn Barre and Robb Zombee
are here to discuss each of their future endeavors in the
film industry, while Marilyn Monroe “plays” with
the boys. Patsy Cline will be “crying” the blues,
Janis Joplin will be looking for her “Bobby
McGee.”
Ivan hadn’t counted on the
impact of having this many egos in one spot and paid the
ultimate price. Some people considered Ivan arrogant, flashy
and irresponsible. While others were less polite with one
participant uttering the words: “His obtuseness was
legendary. He should have been killed years earlier.”
Your
mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to solve
this unfortunate case and nab the murderer(s) before they can
do any more damage. Work quickly, use your best investigative
skills, listen to what is being said and whatever you do …
don’t take anyone for their word.
This
is a joint presentation between the Noon Kiwanis Club and
the Cloudcroft Light Opera Company. Have fun!!!
|
PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE
|

|
THE PLACE WHERE IT HAPPENED !!

|
AND CONTINUED TO HAPPEN !!!

|
 IT
WAS ALL IN THE DETAILS !!!
|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|
THE SECRET WAS ASKING QUESTIONS ???>
|

|
THANKS FOR
ALL
YOUR
PARTICIPATION.
FUN WAS HAD BY ALL !!!
|
 AND
THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER
IS...
|
|